An Ode to DBC

It all started with his father asking Jhonny to open his mouth,

Then somebody realised somewhere its 5 o clock
and its time for choclate

If i eat equal amounts of dark choclate and equal amounts of whitel choclate
isn't that a balance diet ???Dont' they actually counterbalance each other ?

Somebody said "Money Talks. Choclate Sings". It doesn't matter to me which one talks and which one sings as long as I have money to buy choclate.

So everyday at five,
I have put "Eat a Choclate"
at the top of the list of things I do everyday.
That way I will atleast .....
ll atleast get a thing done everyday.
I have got melted choclate all over my hands
quickly realised that I was eating it too slowly

I was eating , eating and eating .......
Still I wasn't able to finish ......
People say if u can't eat all your choclate , keep it in the freezer
but then ....
If i can't eat all the choclate
whats wrong with me

People say "Choclate makes you fat ... makes you this ... makes you that"
but when it comes to life , whats the point in living when you can't feel alive.
When you can't do what you want ....
When you can't eat what you want ....

So never mind what they say ..................

DIE UR WAY THRU CHOCLATE